Remember when I posted lyrics from “Hell of a life” on my facebook timeline and my mom thought I broke up with my boyfriend and got really concerned
Kanye winning at Bowling
A recap of every episode of Cake Boss ever
- This is gonna be a huge project
- Dirty ice
- Wow it’s all really coming together
- This is gonna be awesome
- Oh no how are we going to get it through the door
- My dad would be proud
- What a great reaction
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Days of nothing. That’s what it’s like, you work cases. Days like lost dogs. Goes on like that. You know the job. You’re looking for narrative, interrogate witnesses. Parcel evidence, establish a timeline, and build a story day after day.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)